- Female client: A BUTTERFLY! Can I use your hat to catch it, please?
- Enamored male client: Sure!
- Enamored male client: ...
- Enamored male client: Wait! NO! It might poop in it!
Today I am spending my day off running amuck around the aquarium with one of my very dearest friends and I honestly just couldn’t be more excited.
Yesterday at work I cried through the Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
The monkeys were being treated badly by Draco Malfoy and it was upsetting for me to witness.
And I was angry when James Franco left Caesar the ape lost alone and confused in the shelter. It was like post-Lassie depression all over again.
Humanity sucks, go monkeys.